#define: I'm going pants (Friends)
The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source
1hr 44min May 16, 2025
Welcome back to #define, our game of obscure jargon, fake definitions, and expert tomfoolery. We’ve gathered some awesome friends, new and old, to see who has the best vocabulary and who can trick the everyone else into thinking that they do.
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Featuring:
- Angelica Hill – GitHub, LinkedIn, X
- Matthew Sanabria – Website, GitHub, LinkedIn, Mastodon, X
- John Henry Müller – Website, LinkedIn, Bluesky
- Breakmaster Cylinder – Website, X
- Jerod Santo – Website, GitHub, LinkedIn, Mastodon, X
- Adam Stacoviak – Website, GitHub, LinkedIn, Mastodon, X
Show Notes:
Something missing or broken? PRs welcome!
Jerod Santo
Welcome to \#define. This is a game of obscure jargon, fake definitions, and expert tomfoolery. Our contestants checked their imposter syndrome at the door, because they either know what these words mean or they're going to fake it till they make their peers think they know. Let's introduce our players in the order they will be playing. First up, she's our female equivalent of Mat Ryer, and if you don't know what I mean, you will know as soon as she begins talking... It's Angelica Hill.
Angelica Hill
Hello. I'm very excited to be here! I hope to prove my worth outside of just being the female replacement for Mat Ryer because he couldn't make it today... That is the goal, is to win, and also usurp Mat Ryer as the best Brit on this podcast.
Jerod Santo
Well, I like your odds. I like your odds. Playing second, our friend fresh off of Oxide & Friends, Matthew Sanabria. What's up, Matt?
Matthew Sanabria
Hey, what's up? Glad to be here and fake it, even though I made it, right?
Jerod Santo
You did make it. You showed up in the right place, at the right time, but you still might have to fake some things. Playing third - he's mysterious, he's a breakmaster, he's our beat freak... He's Breakmaster Cylinder.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Hi.
Jerod Santo
What's up, BMC? How are you?
Breakmaster Cylinder
Fine, I think. Thank you for having me on \[unintelligible 00:05:47.01\]
Jerod Santo
We are very excited. We wanted to have you to talk about the new album, Afterparty, but you're like "We've talked about music a lot. Let's do something else." And so I was like "Come play a game with us."
Breakmaster Cylinder
Yeah, thanks. I know nothing about this, so it's perfect. I can talk about music --
Jerod Santo
But if I were to ask you about our brand new album called Afterparty, what would you say about it?
Breakmaster Cylinder
Oh God, it's just the best...! Oh, man. The sounds, the notes, the levels...
Jerod Santo
The beats...
Breakmaster Cylinder
Unreal.
Jerod Santo
And new to the Changelog, but not new to me - we've been Omaha acquaintances for many years. It's John Henry Müller. What's up, man?
John Henry Müller
Oh, hey. Hello from Omaha. Here somewhere...
Jerod Santo
Hello also from Omaha. Well, the greater Omaha area... Not better than, but just outside. That's where I live.
John Henry Müller
Alright.
Jerod Santo
Maybe also better, I don't know. We'll see. And playing last, because we are gracious hosts around these parts, my partner in podcasting, Adam Stacoviak. What's up, man?
Adam Stacoviak
What's up? What's up? I'm here to win.
Jerod Santo
Fifth time's a charm... \[laughter\]
Adam Stacoviak
\#define 5. Here we go.
Jerod Santo
And of course, I'll be your not-so-humble host, Jerod Santo. Here is how the game works. We have 10 rounds of play, or 15 points scored, whichever comes first. I will present a word, you all will either know the definition of the word and submit that to me, or you will make up a fake definition that acts as if it's the actual definition, and see if you can trick everyone else into selecting yours.
If you know the correct definition immediately, you get three points and you also get to take a break and sit that round out, because you already know the answer... If after I read all the definitions, you guess the correct one, you get two points, and for each person you trick into selecting your definition, you get one point.
\[07:52\] Now, if all five of you fail in any given round to select the correct definition, I, your not so humble host, receive four points. And if I do that enough times, you all lose, which would be rad, I think. And your word for round one is baryon. Baryon. B-A-R-Y-O-N. Please submit to me your definitions now.
Angelica Hill
I'm just adding some finesse to mine. I know the definition, I just need to make sure I've explained it clearly enough.
Jerod Santo
Fair. Smart, even. See, this game is nice because you get time to check your email, and maybe code up a feature... It's not like a typical podcast, where you have to be on the whole time.
Breakmaster Cylinder
That's nice. I'm going to find a therapist.
Jerod Santo
\[laughs\] You might have enough time.
John Henry Müller
We are not allowed to use the internet. I just assume...
Jerod Santo
Yeah. I mean, you don't want to ruin the game...
John Henry Müller
I mean, nobody wants that...
Jerod Santo
Can you hear this?
Breakmaster Cylinder
Ooh, we're off on a quest.
Jerod Santo
Oh, you hear it? You do hear it.
Matthew Sanabria
Have you ever played Bomb Corp? It's one of those Jackbox party games...
Jerod Santo
No.
Matthew Sanabria
This sounds like the intro music for it. Basically, you diffuse bombs, you know?
Jerod Santo
I was going to say, I've played Bomberman.
Matthew Sanabria
Yeah. Check it out. It sounds very -- similar vibe.
Jerod Santo
Alright, so Adam and BMC are both trailing indicators. This, I think, is the actual track that I use in the produced episode during this time. It's kind of nice, right?
Angelica Hill
Hmm... It's giving me Black Mirror vibes from the recent season.
Jerod Santo
This is a BMC original. It's called Study Hall Adventure.
Angelica Hill
Oh.
Jerod Santo
Do you remember making this one?
Breakmaster Cylinder
I do. I remember the video game I was picturing while writing it.
Jerod Santo
Was it Bomb Corp?
Breakmaster Cylinder
Nope. \[laughter\] Maybe, I don't know.
Jerod Santo
You've made so much music in your life, I wonder if you forget songs, you know?
Breakmaster Cylinder
Yeah... Um, yes. Titles, especially.
Jerod Santo
Yeah. Alright, Adam's in.
Adam Stacoviak
I'm also known for going last.
Jerod Santo
Yeah, so BMC's winning. Beating you.
Angelica Hill
But it's good. You're thoughtful before submission. I got stressed out and submitted it, and then ended up -- I ended up editing the message after I sent it...
Jerod Santo
Do you want to resubmit?
Angelica Hill
No, I can edit the message once I've sent it to you.
Jerod Santo
Well, I copy it out of there and put it somewhere else. I'll recopy it.
Angelica Hill
It was just slight grammatical errors that I needed to correct.
Jerod Santo
I'll recopy it then, so I get your edits.
Angelica Hill
Thank you. I appreciate that. And I added a little clarification on the end, just to make it crystal clear. Is this on the album?
Jerod Santo
No, it is not. This is actually a really long track.
Breakmaster Cylinder
It's like 15 minutes long... They were like "Make it one level. Like if it was a hard level and you keep playing it over and over for like an hour. You sort of get used to the same music going over and over. Do it like that."
Jerod Santo
I have all definitions for baryon. I will read them now, and then you all will guess which one you think is correct... Starting with Angelica and going from there. So. Baryon - a universally recognized culinary term for a cooking technique that covers the entirety of a cake or pastry in various berries. Berry-covered, or enrobed in berries... It originates from the Greek "berry", for berry, and "on", to put on. So - baryon. That was number one.
\[11:57\] Number two - the byproduct of a chemical reaction between two or more gases. Number three - a particle used as a comparison marker in microscopic weight measurements. Number four - a chemical mixture often used in sterilization for surgery. Number five, a new element under review to be added to the periodic table of elements. And number six, composite particles made up of three quarks, such as protons and neutrons. There you have it, six possible definitions for baryon. It's now up to you all to decide which one is the actual definition. Starting with Angelica. Which one do you think is real?
Angelica Hill
I mean, I feel like that chemical, molecular or culinary - these are my three options.
Jerod Santo
Yes.
Angelica Hill
Can I hear the third one again, please?
Jerod Santo
Yeah, the third one was "A particle used as a comparison marker in microscopic weight measurements."
Angelica Hill
Okay. The one about medical procedures I think isn't right.
Jerod Santo
A chemical mixture often used in sterilization? So that's number four. You think that's it, or not it?
Angelica Hill
No, not it.
Jerod Santo
Why not?
Angelica Hill
I just don't think it's correct. Something in my bones tells me. I feel like if a doctor came into my room and said "Oh, we're about to inject you with baryon", I'd be like "No, you're not."
Jerod Santo
\[laughs\] Very assertive of you.
John Henry Müller
"Based on the sound alone, I'm not going to let you do the thing that you went to school to do." Okay...
Angelica Hill
No, I mean, I'd ask a little bit more... You know, I need a little bit more context on this strangely-named chemical you're about to put to my body.
John Henry Müller
Is that vibe-doctoring?
Jerod Santo
Oh, I think that it might be.
Angelica Hill
Just not the vibe. Let's call it something else. \[laughter\]
John Henry Müller
Alright...
Angelica Hill
I think it might need to be the second one that I asked you to repeat. Which one was that one?
Jerod Santo
The second one, or the second one you asked me to repeat?
Angelica Hill
The first one that I asked you to repeat...
Jerod Santo
Okay. Number three.
Angelica Hill
...that I believe was the third option. Yes.
Jerod Santo
Number three was "A particle used as a comparison marker in microscopic --" That's yours right there? Okay. We'll lock that in.
Angelica Hill
Yes.
Jerod Santo
Alright. Matthew, which one do you think is real?
Matthew Sanabria
There was a number of them, of the definitions around chemical sort of deals... I think there were maybe two or three of them. Can you repeat those?
Jerod Santo
So definition number four was a chemical mixture often used in sterilization for surgery.
Matthew Sanabria
Okay.
Jerod Santo
Number five was a new element... Is that the one you're thinking of, or no?
Matthew Sanabria
Possibly.
Jerod Santo
And number six was composite particles made up of three quarks.
Matthew Sanabria
Quarks or quirks?
Jerod Santo
Quarks.
Matthew Sanabria
I'm mean, you're going to need to say that better...
Jerod Santo
Q-U-A-R-K-S.
Adam Stacoviak
Say it better, Jerod...! \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
I'm saying it as best as I can. There's also number two, "The byproduct of a chemical reaction between two or more gases."
Matthew Sanabria
Oh, so there's like four chemically definitions.
Jerod Santo
There's a lot that are in the same little category, yes. What are you thinking?
Matthew Sanabria
I think, since there's so many chemically things...
Angelica Hill
Maybe it's wrong.
Jerod Santo
It sounds like it would be around -- yeah, it could either go one way. It's either completely wrong, or it's like in the area.
Adam Stacoviak
It's a lot of made-up stuff, man. That's what it is.
Matthew Sanabria
Okay. I'm I think I'm going to choose the one that you couldn't pronounce well.
Jerod Santo
Okay. So quarks?
Matthew Sanabria
Yeah, that one. Quarks.
Jerod Santo
That choice was quirky. Okay. Now we go to BMC. What do you think?
Breakmaster Cylinder
Gases. Yeah, I have notes...
Jerod Santo
Good job! I like how efficient you are. It says gases right there.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Tangible. I like having a pencil. It's gas.
Jerod Santo
BMC takes two. John Henry, your turn.
John Henry Müller
Number three was the one that was the measurement one?
Jerod Santo
Yes, that's correct.
John Henry Müller
I'm going to go with that one.
Jerod Santo
Alright, so you're going with Angelica. She picked that one as well. So we have two for that one. And lastly, Adam.
Adam Stacoviak
Would it be a total pain to have you repeat them all?
Jerod Santo
Absolutely. Which one do you need?
Adam Stacoviak
All of them. \[laughter\]
Matthew Sanabria
Which one specifically...?
Jerod Santo
\[16:15\] Let me summarize all six, in order, okay? I'm not going to read them verbatim. Number one was the culinary one. Number two was the byproduct of two or more gases. Number three was the one that's used in microscopic weight measurements. Number four is the chemical mixture used in surgery, except for not Angelica's surgeries... Number five, a new element under review to be in the table of elements. And then number six, composite particles made up of three quarks.
Adam Stacoviak
I'm thinking the element. It's the new element.
Jerod Santo
You're going for a new element.
Adam Stacoviak
That's right.
Jerod Santo
Okay. Alright, all six answers are in... But who landed on the right definition? Let's start right there where we left off. Adam, you selected a new element under review to be added to the period -- Adam, that was yours.
Adam Stacoviak
Ahh...! You've gotta go away, boy. I love you.
Matthew Sanabria
He's distracted. He was distracted. \[laughs\]
Adam Stacoviak
\[Did you see Patrick?!\] I know...! Go with Patrick. Mom's away, dads will play, okay? I had to watch a little bit of SpongeBob real quick, but I'm back!
Jerod Santo
He's back.
Matthew Sanabria
Are you distracted, Adam? Because you selected your own definition?
Adam Stacoviak
Oh no, that was on purpose.
Matthew Sanabria
Oh, okay.
Jerod Santo
\[laughs\] Okay, so selecting your own, while it may trick other people, you get zero points for doing that. And you went last, so the trick couldn't happen either. Interesting. Let's move on to --
John Henry Müller
It's safe though, right? Because then you're not --
Jerod Santo
It is the safe play. Let's move on to what BMC thought it was - the byproduct of a chemical reaction between two or more gases. He even wrote down "gas" right there on a piece of paper. That was Matthew's. So one point to Matthew...
Speaking of Matthew, he thought it was the quirky one that I couldn't pronounce. And you know what? That's exactly what baryon is. So he got it correct. Baryon, composite particles made up of three quarks, such as protons and neutrons. You get two points.
Matthew Sanabria
So everyone \[unintelligible 00:18:13.11\] Okay. We're in this. We know what we're doing now.
Jerod Santo
But there are more points to give out, because both Angelica and John Henry piled on to BMC's definition, the weight measurements. That was BMC, so two points, BMC. Not bad.
John Henry Müller
Oh, I thought I was tricked. I thought I was tricked by Angelica.
Angelica Hill
No...
Jerod Santo
Nope, you were tricked by BMC.
John Henry Müller
Yeah.
Angelica Hill
But I was right. It was not used for surgical procedures. So my gut instinct was correct.
Breakmaster Cylinder
A hundred percent correct.
John Henry Müller
That was mine...
Jerod Santo
That was his. Yeah. Now, there is a baryum, isn't there? Isn't that a thing that they do for like enemas, and stuff?
Matthew Sanabria
Beryllium?
Jerod Santo
Um... Maybe. I'm just a vibe doctor, not a real doctor. \[laughter\]
Angelica Hill
Pure vibes.
Jerod Santo
Alright, so after round one, Matthew's in the lead with three, BMC has two, and the rest of us have not scored quite yet. We move now to round two, and the word for round two is jaggies. Jaggies. J-A-G-G-I-E-S. Jaggies. Please submit your definition for jaggies now.
John Henry Müller
Are we saying these are all STEM words?
Jerod Santo
Um, they are in the general world of that, but they're not specifically... Just call them like yes-ish...
John Henry Müller
So no? \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
They aren't strictly STEM, but they are certainly stemmy.
John Henry Müller
Because one time you were like... Oh, what was that word? Gallifrey?
Jerod Santo
Yes...
John Henry Müller
Something with food. It was a big stew.
Jerod Santo
Right. In previous games we've had STEM rounds and non-STEM rounds. And today I just decided to just throw out the rules and just do words.
John Henry Müller
Okay.
Jerod Santo
Alright, Adam is in. He's not the last one this time around.
Adam Stacoviak
I'm fighting for my right to party, man.
Angelica Hill
\[20:16\] Get your jaggies on...
Adam Stacoviak
I'm trying to move like jaggies.
Angelica Hill
\[laughs\]
Adam Stacoviak
If I didn't know the definition, I would have gone that direction and made y'all laugh.
Jerod Santo
Ooh, there's BMC, coming in hot...
Angelica Hill
I submitted mine right away, because I already knew what it was.
Adam Stacoviak
Simpatico, Angelica. Simpatico. You and me.
Jerod Santo
Alright. We have six definitions for jaggies. Only one of them is actually the definition. Here they are. Number one, containers used to hold raw mining material for being processed. Number two, stair-stepped edges in pixelated graphics due to low resolution or aliasing. Number three, comfortable pants for remote working. A play on jeggings. \[laughter\] Number four, an irregular pathway taken by an object in response to magnetic stimuli. Number five, in digital photography, when an image is not clear, the image will have jaggies. And number six, a Gen Z slang term initially used in colloquial typing and texting to refer to the lightning bolt emoji. And this usage has now transitioned into the realm of software engineering. In this technical context, jaggies indicates sections within code where high computational load or intensive processing is handled, drawing a visual parallel to the sharp, energetic nature of a lightning bolt and its link to electricity. Okay...
Adam Stacoviak
Oh, my gosh.
Jerod Santo
Now you've heard all six definitions. We start with Matthew. Which one do you think is actual?
Matthew Sanabria
Can you repeat, please, number two, four and five? I wrote them down this time, but I didn't get a chance to write them all down.
Jerod Santo
It's all good. It's hard to keep track of all this stuff. Number two was the stair-stepped edges in pixelated graphics. Do you want the full thing? Due to low resolution or aliasing... Number four is an irregular pathway taken by an object in response to magnetic stimuli, and number five is in digital photography, when an image is not clear, the image will have jaggies.
Matthew Sanabria
Okay. I'm between two and four here. Stair-stepped edges due to aliasing... That sounds right, but so does the magnetic stimuli of irregular pathways. That sounds fun, too.
Jerod Santo
Right.
Matthew Sanabria
I'm going to lock in number four, with the magnetic stuff.
Jerod Santo
Alright, number four locked in. We go now to BMC.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Can you rapidfire go through all of them? As short as you like. I just want to hear how you say it. Go!
Jerod Santo
Number one was the containers, the whole raw mining material, number two was the pixelated graphics, number three was comfortable pants, number four was the irregular pathway, number five is the digital photography, and number six was the Gen Z slang term.
Breakmaster Cylinder
I'm going pants.
Jerod Santo
\[laughs\] I love your conviction. He's going pants. Alright, John Henry, your turn.
John Henry Müller
Pants sounds pretty convincing there... Also, the very run-on Gen Z term... Wow. There's so much detail. How can it be wrong, right? I mean, that's... But I think I'm going to have to go with number four, the pathways. That was convincing, and not an obvious sound to the term... So I like that.
Jerod Santo
\[23:48\] Piling on with Matthew on number four. How about you, Adam?
Adam Stacoviak
I'll spread it out. I'm going for the last one, because whoever wrote that deserves some points.
Jerod Santo
Adam picks the Gen Z slang term for the lightning bolt emoji that turned into a software engineering term... Well, you guys know the rest. Next up, Angelica. Last up, Angelica.
Angelica Hill
Can you remind me number -- I wrote down two, four, and six. So four, I remember. Two was the jagged edge... What was the two one?
Jerod Santo
Yeah, the stair-stepped edges and pixelated graphics due to low resolution or aliasing. And four is the one that Matthew and John Henry both picked.
Angelica Hill
Okay.
Jerod Santo
And six is the lightning bolt emoji.
Angelica Hill
Jaggies is just too fun to not be to do with something that's visual... But I don't think it's the photography one. As someone who aspires to be able to understand Gen Z, I think I'll go with the last one...
Jerod Santo
So you are picking the last one.
Angelica Hill
Maybe it'll make me cool. Yeah, I can whip it out if it's correct. Talk to the Gen Zs, get some cred.
Jerod Santo
That would be cool. Well, Adam also picked that one, so let's start right there, and see maybe that is what jaggies are. However, Angelica, didn't you write that one?
Angelica Hill
Yeah, I did. \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
Yeah. But you're right. It was so cool, it deserved to be selected. So you don't get any points for selecting it yourself, but you do get one point for getting Adam to select it.
Adam Stacoviak
See? Told ya. Simpatico.
Jerod Santo
Now, Matthew and John Henry piled onto number four, an irregular pathway taken by an object in response to magnetic stimuli. Well, that was very convincing, and that was BMC's made up definition. Good job, BMC.
Matthew Sanabria
Very nice.
Jerod Santo
Two points for you, which means it's up to BMC to actually select correctly. Otherwise, your not so humble host gets the points this round... You thought it was comfortable pants for remote work. A play on jeggings. What do you think? Is that right?
Breakmaster Cylinder
Do I think it's right? It's either that or the stairs thing. But yeah, let's go all in on pants.
Jerod Santo
\[laughs\] All in on pants and all out on the correct answer. So four points for me. The correct definition of jaggies is stair-stepped edges in pixelated graphics due to low resolution or aliasing.
Adam Stacoviak
That's what I was trying to say with my photography one.
Jerod Santo
You were somewhat close. I almost gave you the points...
Adam Stacoviak
You should give it to me. That's what it is. That's what I know from photography.
Jerod Santo
You used the word jaggies in the definition, and you can't do that. So I just -- I couldn't give it to you.
Adam Stacoviak
That's what I meant...
John Henry Müller
Man, these are tough rules.
Adam Stacoviak
You know where I'm at with this... I'm getting robbed here, y'all.
Angelica Hill
Wait, are you not allowed to put the name, the word in the definition? Is that not allowed?
Jerod Santo
Well, I mean, technically, when you define something, you're not supposed to use the word in the definition.
Adam Stacoviak
I didn't know the clinical version of it. I just knew when an image isn't clear, you get those jeggies. The jeggies!
Matthew Sanabria
I don't think that's usually for photography, though. That's usually more like...
Jerod Santo
The context is more video game dev.
Matthew Sanabria
Yeah, that's what I figured it would be.
Jerod Santo
Yeah. If you had said video games, I probably would have given it to you.
Adam Stacoviak
Well, I only know it in the context of photography. I'm sorry.
Jerod Santo
That's alright.
Adam Stacoviak
It's like saying a byte is not a byte because you experience it somewhere else. You know, it's still a byte.
Jerod Santo
What are you biting into over there? Like someone's leg?
Adam Stacoviak
A bit, or a byte?
Jerod Santo
That'd be jaggy... Alright, let's move down to round three. Well, hold on. Let's add up these totals, because you know what? I might have just moved into first place. Ooh, I did. I am tied with BMC in first place, with four points. Matthew has three, Angelica one, and so far...
Matthew Sanabria
Sir, I think your math is incorrect... Isn't it three for getting someone? Or isn't it three for guessing the correct definition?
Jerod Santo
It's three if you guess it initially. It's two if you guess it at the end. So had Adam actually just given me the correct definition, even though he was somewhat close, he would have got three immediately. But if you guess it correctly at the end, you get two.
Matthew Sanabria
Oh, okay. If you guess it correctly during... Okay, I understand now.
Jerod Santo
After you hear the definitions, yes.
Matthew Sanabria
Okay, so your math is correct. I understand now.
Jerod Santo
Thank you.
John Henry Müller
And you get a point when somebody guesses yours?
Matthew Sanabria
...is fooled, yeah.
Jerod Santo
That's right.
John Henry Müller
Like picks your pants?
Jerod Santo
Oh, my bad. You're right.
John Henry Müller
Oh, thank you.
Jerod Santo
Fair. Fair. Sorry, my math is wrong. \[laughter\] I just didn't write that point down.
Angelica Hill
Yours was the pants one, John?
Jerod Santo
Yeah, he was the pants one. I just forgot because I was moving on to the fact that I won the round. Yeah, that was a good one. Jeggings. I liked it.
Angelica Hill
I feel like I'm learning already in this game. The more detailed the answer... Other than Adam, who appreciates it... I've got to keep it short and sweet.
Jerod Santo
Yeah, you're writing books over there.
Angelica Hill
\[28:10\] Just letting my creativity fly.
Jerod Santo
That was very creative. I liked it. It's hard for me to read that long without starting to laugh.
Angelica Hill
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'll make them shorter next time.
Jerod Santo
Okay. I want to represent your definitions well...
Angelica Hill
I appreciate it.
Matthew Sanabria
...and the more I'm reading, the more it gets to become kind of funny.
Angelica Hill
I hear you, Jerod. I hear you.
Jerod Santo
Now, I don't want to shut out John Henry. He has a point. So he got Adam locked in the dungeon now all by himself, and the rest of us on the board. Let's move now to round three, where the word for round three is oobleck. Oobleck. That's O-O-B-L-E-C-K, oobleck.
Angelica Hill
It's fun to say, at least...
Jerod Santo
It is fun to say. Is it fun to define? We'll find out right after this.
**Break**: \[28:57\]
Matthew Sanabria
How do we know that you're giving us the right pronunciation of these words?
Jerod Santo
Just take my word for it...
Matthew Sanabria
Okay, understood.
John Henry Müller
But are you claiming to?
Matthew Sanabria
But you've lied about math...
Jerod Santo
I make no claims. Neither express or implied. Most of these I looked up the pronunciation. I actually forgot to on this one, but don't Google it, because you'll know the definition... And let me make sure I'm saying it right.
Matthew Sanabria
Hold on, maybe this will work. Hey, Siri, define oobleck.
Jerod Santo
No, no, no, no, no...
Angelica Hill
No...!
Matthew Sanabria
Did anyone's thing go off? No? Damn it.
Jerod Santo
What, are you trying to get other people the answer?
Matthew Sanabria
Yeah. Do you think I have Siri enabled on my phone? \[unintelligible 00:31:16.05\]
Adam Stacoviak
I don't call her Siri anymore...
Matthew Sanabria
She never called me back, so...
Angelica Hill
My brother's ex-girlfriend's called Siri.
Matthew Sanabria
I'm sorry for her loss...
Jerod Santo
Was that her name, or he just called her that?
Angelica Hill
No, that was her legit name.
Jerod Santo
That hurts...
Matthew Sanabria
So are you giving us the proper pronunciation, or...? I was waiting for that, personally.
Jerod Santo
Oh, my bad. I actually got distracted and started doing something else. \[laughter\]
Matthew Sanabria
I was just waiting for that. I was just curious.
Jerod Santo
Okay. I just confirmed. It's oobleck, specifically as I said it.
Matthew Sanabria
So since you said you check your email during this, and you also said that not every email gets a response, is now a good time to email you?
Jerod Santo
This would be a great time, actually.
Matthew Sanabria
Okay, perfect.
Jerod Santo
This reminds me, while we wait for BMC, you guys may or may not know that I have an entire soundboard of BMC noises.
John Henry Müller
\[32:10\] Really?
Breakmaster Cylinder
I just like anything that makes me happy. And I do that. And then I do the next thing. You're welcome. \[laughter\]Words to live by... Do this thing. Like glitchy things, and... Things-things.
John Henry Müller
Okay, that's my definition.
Jerod Santo
Here's my favorite one. "Heckings yeah, I said to myself." \[laughter\] Sometimes I throw those in at the end of the show, when I'm thanking you for making our beats...
Breakmaster Cylinder
Yes, I've heard.
Jerod Santo
Oh, you've heard? Nice. This one -- I'll usually throw in this one. "I'm here for your sound needs."
Breakmaster Cylinder
Hold on, I'm getting distracted by all those smart, funny things I say. One second.
Jerod Santo
Do you still need jobs? "If you're listening, I need jobs. Thank you."
Breakmaster Cylinder
That was just me talking \[unintelligible 00:33:03.16\] Please give me work...
Jerod Santo
"Please give me work..." \[laughs\]
Angelica Hill
You sound like Batman.
Jerod Santo
He does.
Angelica Hill
You're both Batman and a Spiderman, evil octopus man at the same time.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Aw, thank you...
Angelica Hill
You're welcome. I love a backhanded compliment.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Oh, cool. Aw, man... \[laughter\] I actually really do like your goggles.
Oh, thank you.
Angelica Hill
If I could get prescription goggles, that would be awesome. But I can't see past like two inches of my face, so...
Breakmaster Cylinder
Right.
Angelica Hill
...I would need them to be very heavy.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Yeah. I like these. They have saved my face.
Angelica Hill
From what?
Breakmaster Cylinder
Uh, doorways. Door frames. One of these is shattered, and there was --
Matthew Sanabria
I was going to say, you can't hit doorways, but you can hit door frames or doors...
Breakmaster Cylinder
This was going to be my face, and instead it shattered this. And \[unintelligible 00:34:04.07\] very lucky.
Angelica Hill
Oh, okay.
John Henry Müller
The end.
Angelica Hill
Do you routinely hit into door frames?
Breakmaster Cylinder
I did that one time...
Angelica Hill
Oh, okay.
Breakmaster Cylinder
That's why I bought these. It was like "One day I'm going to go face first into a door for no reason..."
Jerod Santo
Alright, we have all definitions for oobleck... And this round will be a little different than the rest, because two of our contestants actually got the correct definition for oobleck. Three points awarded to Angelica and John Henry. You guys both know what oobleck is.
Angelica Hill
Yes, John!
Jerod Santo
The rest of us will have to find out. So we'll actually only have four definitions. Since those two were the correct definitions, they merged down into the real one... And we start with - oobleck, a non-Newtonian fluid that acts as both a liquid and solid under stress. Number two, oobleck - similar to an umlaut, an oobleck is used to indicate the pronunciation of a word. Number three, a piece of communication network that filters some data while setting aside others for future dispatch. And number four, a gritty adhesive formed by mixing sand water and epoxy. So four definitions of oobleck. One of those is correct. Angelica and John Henry sit this round out, since they already know what it is. And BMC gets to pick first.
Breakmaster Cylinder
First one.
Jerod Santo
First one, the non-Newtonian fluid. Okay, BMC.
Breakmaster Cylinder
You said it funny.
Jerod Santo
We go to Adam. It is funny.
Adam Stacoviak
What's the last one again? The gritty substance?
Jerod Santo
A gritty adhesive formed by mixing sand water and epoxy.
Adam Stacoviak
Oh yeah, that's it.
Jerod Santo
That's it. Adam takes that one. We go now to Matthew.
Matthew Sanabria
So I heard the first one was the non-Newtonian something or other...
Jerod Santo
Correct.
Matthew Sanabria
The last one was gritty adhesive. What were the middle two?
Jerod Santo
\[35:59\] The middle two was similar to an umlaut. An umlaut is used to indicate the pronunciation of a word. And the other middle one was a piece of a communication network that filters some data while setting aside other for future dispatch.
Matthew Sanabria
That one's spelled incorrectly. There's some mistakes in that one, so I'm going to pass on that one.
Jerod Santo
Okay...
Matthew Sanabria
I'm thinking one -- one sounds the best here... And I don't know if this group would say something like non-Newtonian... So I think I'm going to lock in for one, actually.
Jerod Santo
Okay. So not only does he select number one, he also disses everybody... \[laughter\] "This group wouldn't say non-Newtonian. They aren't smart enough."
Adam Stacoviak
\[unintelligible 00:36:41.11\] out there.
Matthew Sanabria
A bunch of mids...
Jerod Santo
Yeah.
John Henry Müller
But we knew what it was, so...
Jerod Santo
That's a good point. So Angelica and John Henry already knew that oobleck was a non-Newtonian fluid that acts as both a liquid and a solid under stress. So BMC and Matthew each get two points for guessing it correctly.
John Henry Müller
Did you guys not go to elementary school, or...? You guys don't know what this is?
Jerod Santo
I just skipped straight to --
Matthew Sanabria
I don't know how you know what it is. So can you please explain to me what contents we're all missing?
Jerod Santo
Yeah. Please.
Breakmaster Cylinder
The cornstarch and water mixture that you can punch, and that feels solid, and then you hold it and it drips through your fingers...
Matthew Sanabria
I went outside as a kid, I don't know what you're talking about. \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
So this is also a commercial product, I guess. When, Angelica, you were talking about the commercial product, right?
Angelica Hill
Yeah. Ooey-gooey.
Jerod Santo
She called it an ooey-gooey kid's toy like slime, but more \[unintelligible 00:37:43.28\] with specks in it... Which is true.
Matthew Sanabria
Interesting. You know, I've never heard this in my life.
Jerod Santo
I actually hadn't heard of oobleck either, so... I'm very impressed by you two.
Angelica Hill
\[unintelligible 00:37:53.00\] me and John, we're just slimy.
John Henry Müller
That's right.
Jerod Santo
And then Adam selected the gritty adhesive formed by mixing sand water and epoxy, and that's Matthew's, so he gets another point. So three points for you, three points for Angelica, two for BMC, three for John Henry... Adam and I shut out this round. So after three rounds, tied for first is Matthew and BMC, with six. Tied for second is Angelica, John Henry and myself with four, and we leave Adam where he was previously. Let's move now to round four... \[laughter\]
Angelica Hill
I have faith in you.
Adam Stacoviak
I do not.
Jerod Santo
"I do not." \[laughter\]
John Henry Müller
There's a strategy.
Jerod Santo
That's right. He has a strategy. This round is a little different. We call this give it a goog. Give it a goog! Where I went out to Google in an incognito browser window - so no personalization - and I started giving it a goog. Then I stopped and checked for the first autocomplete. Your job is to come up with what the first autocomplete was, or ostensibly what you can trick other people into thinking that it was. The query that I queried was "When does the". I typed "When does the", and then I stopped. What do you think Google suggested as the number one autocomplete? Please submit to me your autocompletes now.
Matthew Sanabria
Did you do this search or this autocomplete yourself, on your machine?
Jerod Santo
Incognito window. VPN.
Matthew Sanabria
And can you put the text that you put in the channel?
Jerod Santo
Yes, for sure. Adam was the first one in this time, so he's...
Adam Stacoviak
Oh, that's because I know the answer.
Jerod Santo
He's changing things around.
Angelica Hill
How often do you write that into Google to get the answer to that?
Adam Stacoviak
Well, this one's obvious...
Jerod Santo
Well, the cool thing about it is it's kind of a proxy for the human condition, is it not? Like, what were people asking it? What do people wonder? When does the...?
Adam Stacoviak
When does the fox say?
Jerod Santo
\[40:00\] I was thinking of that, too. That's "What does the fox say?" Very close, though.
Adam Stacoviak
Oh, dang. That's what I said.
Matthew Sanabria
And did you do this today? This search, such a search?
Jerod Santo
I don't answer any further questions.
Matthew Sanabria
Okay, that's fair.
Angelica Hill
That's very relevant now.
Matthew Sanabria
It is really relevant.
Jerod Santo
What does the fox say?
Matthew Sanabria
No, when you did this.
Jerod Santo
\[laughs\] Yeah, like if it was like six years ago... It'd be super-different.
Adam Stacoviak
He's prepared for this show a long time ago.
John Henry Müller
He's been doing this... Yeah, he planned this.
Adam Stacoviak
Where did he come from? Where did he go? \[unintelligible 00:40:30.05\] BMC is with me...
Jerod Santo
BMC is here for our sound needs. \[If you're listening, I need jobs. Thank you.\]
Breakmaster Cylinder
I'm here for your sound needs... \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
It's kind of more fun when BMC is here than it even is when he's not.
Breakmaster Cylinder
I'm having fun when he's here... Oh, God... \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
Alright, we're just down to one person not in.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Buy my music! \[laughter\] Buy my music.
Jerod Santo
That's a good soundbite. Next time we release an album we'll just play that one.
Adam Stacoviak
At the end.
Jerod Santo
On repeat.
Adam Stacoviak
Or at the beginning.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it. You chose phrases that have -- I don't know. They don't have much \[unintelligible 00:41:20.26\]
Jerod Santo
\[Yeah...!\] That's a good one, right?
Breakmaster Cylinder
Yeah, okay. I'm on board with that. Thank you.
Jerod Santo
Okay. Six potential Google autocompletes for "When does the..." Number one, "When does the current administration end?" Number two, "When does the sun rise?" Number three, "When does the time change?" Number four, "When does the stock market open?" Number five, "When does the sun set near me?" And number six, "When does the world end?" Existential. Alright, six potential "When does the's". John Henry?
John Henry Müller
So going through these... What was the first one?
Jerod Santo
The current administration.
John Henry Müller
Oh, that... Yeah, that's -- I'm certainly wondering that. But I don't know... I don't know if Google would go there. Maybe, maybe not. I'm not sure.
Adam Stacoviak
Oh, it would.
John Henry Müller
It would?
Adam Stacoviak
Oh, yeah.
Angelica Hill
But also, is this global Google, though? Or is this U.S. based?
John Henry Müller
This is Jerod's incognito.
Matthew Sanabria
Jerod's IP address in Omaha, or whatever...
Jerod Santo
Yeah, I didn't VPN very far.
John Henry Müller
Sunrise is plausible...
Jerod Santo
They're all plausible, actually.
John Henry Müller
Stock market... Sunset near me... I like the near me.
Jerod Santo
Does that mean the sunsets like as close to you as possible, or...?
John Henry Müller
I don't know. Google just always like adds that in those searches, and so that's what made me think... I'm going with number five.
Jerod Santo
Number five, "When does the sun set near me?" Okay. Adam, what do you think?
Adam Stacoviak
I haven't been paying attention, sorry. \[laughter\] What are we doing here?
Matthew Sanabria
Well, the scoreboard accurately reflects that, so...
Jerod Santo
Yes...
Adam Stacoviak
What are we doing here...?
Jerod Santo
Are you still watching SpongeBob?
Adam Stacoviak
Yeah, I am, actually... Patrick's so awesome. Let's see here. There are two that are near me. Which ones are those? Read those to me, please.
Jerod Santo
Well, one was "When does the sun set near me?" That's number five. And then the other one was "When does the sun rise?", but it does not say near me. Number five is the only one that says near me.
Adam Stacoviak
That's the Mandela effect, I think. I remember both of them saying near me.
Jerod Santo
No... We would all have to remember it. Otherwise, it's just you being wrong.
Adam Stacoviak
Let's see here... What was the first one again?
Jerod Santo
The first one was "When does the current administration end?"
Adam Stacoviak
What about number two? Do you think number two is the right answer?
Jerod Santo
When does the sun rise?
Adam Stacoviak
Near me?
Jerod Santo
No. \[laughter\]
Angelica Hill
\[43:57\] That could be your additional add-on...
Jerod Santo
Yeah. Would it change your answer if it said "near me"...?
Adam Stacoviak
I feel like near me is probably accurate, but I'm not going to go that route. I'm going to go with number two, and locking it in tight.
Jerod Santo
Locking in "When does the sun rise?" Okay. Angelica.
Angelica Hill
I don't think it's the administration one, and I don't think it's the world end one.
Jerod Santo
Okay. So you're down to four then.
Angelica Hill
So I've got the two someones, and the time zone stock market. I don't think the stock market is broadly applicable to the world, so I don't think that many people would google that. Famous last words \[unintelligible 00:44:33.22\] I'm going on what I would care about. I care about when the sun rises and sets, so I'm also on the line of thinking of "Is the near me gonna be--" I think last time I locked in with Adam, it was good, so I'm going to lock in with Adam. Two.
Jerod Santo
You're going with Adam. Okay. When does the sun rise.
Adam Stacoviak
We're sympathetically incorrect.
Angelica Hill
I put my faith in you, Adam. So I'm like...
Adam Stacoviak
Oh, you know...
Jerod Santo
Alright. Matt.
Matthew Sanabria
Can you give me the quick rundown of all of them again?
Jerod Santo
Number one is the current administration, number two is the sun rising, number three is the time changing, number four is the market opening, number five is the sun setting near me, and number six is the world ending.
Matthew Sanabria
Okay. I haven't used Google in a very long time, so I don't know what Google even suggests anymore... I've also never seen a suggestion ever say near me, so I think that one's out for me.
Adam Stacoviak
Yeah, that's not true.
Angelica Hill
Nor have I, honestly... I also don't autocorrect much.
Matthew Sanabria
Yeah. I've never seen a near me thing pop up.
Adam Stacoviak
It already knows where you're at. It's \[unintelligible 00:45:38.26\]
Matthew Sanabria
Right. Exactly. It already knows -- they already know where you are.
Adam Stacoviak
Near me's are specific nouns, like "Where is the nearest gas station near me?" That's when you put the near me.
Matthew Sanabria
Yeah.
Angelica Hill
Yeah. I think if you had started with that, then the near me would have autocorrected.
Jerod Santo
Well, sunrise and sunset are geographically dependent, righ? The un set at a different time, in different places.
Angelica Hill
Yeah, but I feel like Google has evolved, but it knows my geo.
Jerod Santo
Alright. What are you thinking, Matthew?
Matthew Sanabria
Alright. So if you're doing this from Omaha... I'm torn between the sunrise and the stock market, honestly. But I think we've over-indexed on the sunrise, so I think I'm going to go the other way and do the stock market opening.
Jerod Santo
Nice. Playing the spread. Okay.
Adam Stacoviak
When the world ends, huh? Okay. Good job.
Angelica Hill
You're going to lose. \[laughs\]
Adam Stacoviak
That's a good choice, when the world ends.
Angelica Hill
That's not right.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Is that what you picked?
Jerod Santo
No, he picked the stock market.
Adam Stacoviak
Oh, I thought I said when the world ends. I mean, come on. That's the right answer.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Come on, that's the right answer...
Jerod Santo
Lastly, BMC. What do you think? World end? \[unintelligible 00:46:37.27\] \[laughter\]
Angelica Hill
I wonder who wrote that one...
Jerod Santo
End of days... Fan finger. What are those things called? Giant hand?
Breakmaster Cylinder
I got this in 2020, and it's going to be useful sometime.
Jerod Santo
Eventually it will apply.
Adam Stacoviak
Every five years, useful.
Jerod Santo
Alright, so BMC picks the world ending. Adam was very excited that you were interested in the world ending, because Adam wrote the world ending. So one point for Adam. When the world ends.
Angelica Hill
See, I had faith in you, Adam.
Adam Stacoviak
I would keep doing that. It's amazing.
Jerod Santo
John Henry was interested in the sun setting near him... And nobody else was interested in that one. It happened to be his own, so he gets zero points. \[laughter\] Couldn't quite bring people along for the ride...
John Henry Müller
I was trying to lobby that.
Jerod Santo
Yeah, it almost worked, but... Then they were all using logic, and stuff. Let's see, what else...
John Henry Müller
I see that. I see the near me all the time.
Jerod Santo
Oh, do you?
John Henry Müller
Yeah. You guys don't?
Matthew Sanabria
I don't use Google...
Jerod Santo
Yeah, I guess I don't really think about the autocomplete much.
Adam Stacoviak
Well, I mean in Maps, maybe, when I'm like looking for like a Chick-fil-A near me...
Jerod Santo
Like search nearby.
Adam Stacoviak
Yeah, that's where I see the near me's.
Angelica Hill
\[47:52\] That's like a button there. You can press near me.
Jerod Santo
Right. \[unintelligible 00:47:53.02\]
John Henry Müller
I saw a dentist that was named something like Near Me for SEO reasons...
Jerod Santo
Smart...
Adam Stacoviak
What was his last name?
John Henry Müller
\[laughs\] Near me. It was his last name.
Adam Stacoviak
Dr. Near me.
John Henry Müller
Dr. Near me.
Adam Stacoviak
Paging Dr. Near me...
Jerod Santo
If I was a doctor, I'd name myself "On the plane." "Is there a doctor on the plane?" I'd just get hit every time. The sun rising was also popular with Adam and Angelica... Adam picked it because he thought it was right, and Angelica picked it because she thought she could fool more people, I guess, because that's hers... So she gets one point.
Adam Stacoviak
You reduce the addition to others.
Angelica Hill
See, I had faith in you giving me points, Adam. And it worked!
Adam Stacoviak
I was doing that on purpose. I felt the brainwaves coming through, like an oblack, or what the heck is that thing called...?
Angelica Hill
Like an oblack?
Jerod Santo
Like an ooblack. A jaggy ooblack. Nobody picked the time change. That was Matthew's. Nobody picked the current administration ending. That was BMC's. Also, there's a time limit on it, right? So people don't ask that question. It's four years... Minus whatever hundred days.
Breakmaster Cylinder
No, it's going to be like 12 years if he has anything to do with it.
Jerod Santo
Well... Yeah, we'll see how many administrations there are. And then Matthew picked the stock market, which was the actual answer, Angelica. So you need to eat some crow here...
Angelica Hill
Really?
Jerod Santo
"When does the stock market open?" is the number one autocomplete for "When does the."
Angelica Hill
Oh, no... Can I check this now?
Jerod Santo
Here's the number two, three and four and five autocompletes. "When does the time change?" So Matthew, you actually had the second-best autocomplete.
Matthew Sanabria
I've googled that before. Or I've searched that before.
Jerod Santo
You get zero points. But you do get two for getting it right, so good job there. "When does the WNBA season start?" So shout-out to Caitlin Clark for probably affecting those results. WNBA, very popular all of a sudden. And then "When do the NBA playoffs start?" Of course, that's -- they're going on right now. And then the last one, number five, was "When does the sun set?" No near me, though, John Henry. So you were close...
John Henry Müller
But I only care about near me, because...
Jerod Santo
Because you're a narcissist.
John Henry Müller
...it's rolling. It's setting somewhere all the time.
Jerod Santo
Right. That's fair, I think.
Angelica Hill
I tried this out right now, after submitting... And I think it's subjective to where you are. Because my top one is "When does the Minecraft movie come out?"
Adam Stacoviak
Are you logged in?
Angelica Hill
That was my top. I'm Incognito mode. I put "When does the" and it says Minecraft movie.
Jerod Santo
Okay, everybody right now go incognito and do a search. And John Henry and I are very closely approximate to each other, so we'll see if he gets what I got.
Angelica Hill
When does the Minecraft movie come out? And then when does the time change? And then when does the time change 2025. My three options.
Matthew Sanabria
I pretty much have the same thing, yeah.
Adam Stacoviak
My top search is "When does the world end." Geez...
Jerod Santo
\[laughs\]
John Henry Müller
Mine is "When does the sun rise?" And then number two is "When does the MLB season start near me?" I don't know how that got in there. \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
Near me. That's spectacular, because it starts the same time everywhere. But maybe they just -- maybe Google fingerprinted me somehow, even though I'm incognito... And it's like "This guy wants to know when the stock market opens." Even though I've never searched that in my life.
Matthew Sanabria
You did mention Slack shares and stuff, so... It knows. You have stocks in your mind.
Jerod Santo
I do know what the stock market is. This is true. I do know what it is.
Angelica Hill
I feel like mine was the number one on John's browser, so I should at least get like a half point. Come on.
John Henry Müller
It's integers only. I'm sorry.
Jerod Santo
Hold on, John Henry's doing another one now...
John Henry Müller
Different from my browser?
Angelica Hill
No, it's not, John. It's correct.
John Henry Müller
But then when I go to google.com and the autocomplete - that's different.
Jerod Santo
Well, that's what I did. Google.com.
Angelica Hill
I think the browser is definitely correct.
Jerod Santo
The browser address bar is probably using your stuff there. Anyways...
Adam Stacoviak
\[unintelligible 00:51:53.00\] see Minecraft... \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
\[51:56\] Alright, so after four rounds now, we have Matthew in a commanding lead with eight, followed by BMC with six, Angelica with five, John Henry and I are tied with four, and Adam's on the board now with one.
Adam Stacoviak
Half a point.
Matthew Sanabria
How many points, BMC? This many points for Adam. You have the finger.
Jerod Santo
That's right. BMC, one finger move... It's the right finger at least.
Matthew Sanabria
That's true.
Jerod Santo
Alright. We move now to round five. This is a brand new format. We've never done this one before. I call it "Weird flicks, but okay", where I have gone out and found a weird old movie. And your job - I will give you the title and the date, the year that movie came out, and your job is to write the tagline or the synopsis, the one-sentence synopsis of the movie, having known nothing but the title and the year it came out. Makes sense?
Matthew Sanabria
Yes.
Jerod Santo
Okay. The movie that's tagline you're going to write was a 1924 flick called "He Who Gets Slapped." "He Who Gets Slapped." Now, you are in charge of the actual synopsis. Please submit those to me whenever they're ready.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Is it a talkie?
Jerod Santo
Like those chips that are real spicy?
Breakmaster Cylinder
No... Like a movie that had spoken \[unintelligible 00:53:30.29\] and they ate chips.
Jerod Santo
\[laughs\]
John Henry Müller
Today we call those movies...
Breakmaster Cylinder
Well, I haven't been \[unintelligible 00:53:37.09\] for a while.
Jerod Santo
I actually haven't seen it. I do know its title and the synopsis though. It could have been a talkie...
Breakmaster Cylinder
This is from 19 black and white...
Jerod Santo
I tried to find one of the most obscure movies I could, just hoping nobody's seen it. I think I did good.
Angelica Hill
Are you going to be reading these in a cinematic voice, Jerod? I feel like you should. You should fully commit.
Jerod Santo
In a world...! I don't have a Batman voice.
Angelica Hill
What is it \[unintelligible 00:54:05.02\] dark and foreboding.
Jerod Santo
I do try to be foreboding though. Weird flicks, but okay... We have six potential synopses for the 1924 movie "He Who Gets Slapped." I will read you these now. Number one. "Young George's mischievous childhood was punctuated by the sharp sting of a cane. Now an adult, he wakes to phantom slams and inexplicable cane-shaped bruises. Is it madness? His imagination? Or is his past literally leaving its mark? A chilling psychological thriller based on a true story of buried trauma and the repercussions of being a naughty boy." \[laughter\] Okay, number two.
Adam Stacoviak
\[unintelligible 00:54:52.27\] Angelica... \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
A high school student hopelessly searches for love while continuously facing rejection, often physical. Number three. A scared, straight, short film describing the purported hazards of befriending communists."
Adam Stacoviak
BMC.
Jerod Santo
Number four. A bitter clown endeavors to rescue the young woman he loves from the lecherous baron who once betrayed him. Number five. In a world where hand gestures have gone too far, a group of friends vow to change things and restore the old ways of simple handshakes and high fives. And number six. When a man decides a raucous night out on the big city is more important than his life back home. Which of these six very well written, I might say, synopses is actually the one for the 1924 flick He Who Gets Slapped? We start with Adam.
Adam Stacoviak
Oh, gosh... I was too busy thinking about who's who and what's what... I forgot to listen. \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
You had one job, which was to listen.
Adam Stacoviak
No, actually, I just need two and four and the last one, I think.
Jerod Santo
So just two, four and six. So half of them. Okay.
Adam Stacoviak
Yeah, please.
Jerod Santo
\[56:14\] Number two, "A high school student hopelessly searches for love while continuously facing rejection, often physical." Four was "A bitter clown endeavors to rescue the young woman he loves from the lecherous baron who once betrayed him."
Adam Stacoviak
That's Matt.
Jerod Santo
And number six is "When a man decides a raucous night out on the big city is more important than his life back home."
Adam Stacoviak
Who do I want to get points to...?
Jerod Santo
So you think you know who wrote each one?
Adam Stacoviak
Oh, yeah... \[laughter\] Pegged. Can I get some points for that?
Jerod Santo
It could be, yeah.
Adam Stacoviak
Guess who?!
Jerod Santo
You can certainly guess who, but...
Adam Stacoviak
...with a twist.
Jerod Santo
Yeah, that'd be a good game.
Adam Stacoviak
I'm going to give BMC some points... Read number three again, please?
Jerod Santo
A scared straight short film describing the purported hazards of befriending communists.
Adam Stacoviak
Yeah, that's totally BMC. \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
Okay...
Matthew Sanabria
What was the clown one? That was number four?
Jerod Santo
Yeah.
Matthew Sanabria
Okay.
Jerod Santo
The clown was four. Three was communists. Two is physical rejection. The first one was young George and his is mischievous childhood. He got caned as a kid. \[laughter\] What are you going to do, Adam?
Adam Stacoviak
I just already said.
Jerod Santo
Oh, I couldn't hear you.
Adam Stacoviak
I gave the points to the number three, BMC.
Jerod Santo
Oh, number three, BMC. Okay.
Adam Stacoviak
All the way.
Jerod Santo
Adam votes number three. Okay, we go now to Angelica.
Angelica Hill
Obviously, we all know which one I think it was...
Jerod Santo
We do... Which one do you actually think it is?
Angelica Hill
What I actually think it is is the last one, I think. The one about the raucous night out and leaving one's family behind. It feels very 1920s man to me.
Jerod Santo
Angelica picks number six, locks it in. Matthew.
Matthew Sanabria
I'm going to double on that.
Jerod Santo
Okay. She also picks number six. The raucous night out is...
Matthew Sanabria
It gives very 1920s vibes, you know? Who uses raucous anymore? Nobody uses that word anymore.
Jerod Santo
Yeah, who says raucous...? Right.
Angelica Hill
The flappers, and like jazz music...
Jerod Santo
The flapper, the big city, you know...
Angelica Hill
Yeah, I can see it.
Jerod Santo
...raucous nights out... Okay. John Henry, are you going to go raucous?
John Henry Müller
Oh, I don't know... I mean, yeah, I like the raucous part, but...
Adam Stacoviak
It's a pile on. Oh, my gosh...
Jerod Santo
Is that a pile on?
Adam Stacoviak
Where's Mat when you need him to sing a song...?
John Henry Müller
I'm going to go with number four, the clown.
Jerod Santo
He's not piling on. He's playing the spread and he's going with the clown. BMC, what are you going with?
Breakmaster Cylinder
Raucous.
Jerod Santo
He's going raucous. Wow. Now, that's a pile on right there...
Angelica Hill
Adding to George's poor trauma... He never gets picked.
Jerod Santo
Young George's mischievous childhood... Of course, we all do know that Angelica wrote that book about a movie... \[laughter\]
Angelica Hill
What gave it away...?
Adam Stacoviak
She duped all of you.
Matthew Sanabria
Practically had the entire script written.
John Henry Müller
It was a screenplay.
Jerod Santo
Yeah, it was a screenplay. \[laughs\] It was more of a review than even a synopsis. Good job, Angelica. Very well written. I enjoyed it from. It was a raucous night out. That was hers, nobody picked it. Scared straight short film... Alright, so one point for BMC. And the pile on - Angelica, Matthew and BMC were all out on for a raucous night out. John Henry did not pile on. Any thoughts as to why maybe he didn't pick it? Well, because he wrote it...
John Henry Müller
Oh...!
Jerod Santo
Big time... Big time. Three points there. And he's no clown. He's got the right answer as well. He got two, because the actual synopsis of He Who Gets Slapped is "A bitter clown endeavors to rescue the young woman he loves from the lecherous baron who once betrayed him."
Matthew Sanabria
Wow...
Jerod Santo
How'd you know that, John Henry?
John Henry Müller
Well, my grandfather wrote the screenplay...
Jerod Santo
\[01:00:13.17\] \[laughs\]
John Henry Müller
I'm just kidding. No, it just seemed like nobody would add a clown into theirs unless they were like -- it's just like, it's not quite funny, but it's kind of like too weird to... You wouldn't add that to make it like "Oh no, that's not what a movie is about." So I was like "Okay, that's just weird enough..."
Jerod Santo
Good thinking. Yeah, there's no clown inclinations in the title at all, and it's not quite weird enough to be funny... But it is weird enough to be the actual synopsis of a 1924 movie, and a big score. So you got three for foolering, and two for getting it correct, so that's a five point round.
John Henry Müller
Wow...
Jerod Santo
And BMC is the only other person that scored that round with one.
Adam Stacoviak
Big score.
Jerod Santo
So - big score, bringing you into first place with nine points, passing Matthew with eight, BMC with seven, Angelica with five, me with four, Adam with one. Still anybody's game there...
Adam Stacoviak
Oh, I've got the bonus point for getting the side quest.
Jerod Santo
You drilled the side quest. How many points do you get for knowing that BMC wrote that one?
Adam Stacoviak
At least a half a point, you know?
Jerod Santo
Alright, we'll give you a half...
Adam Stacoviak
Sweet.
Jerod Santo
Adam with 1.5.
Adam Stacoviak
1.3. Let's go down to 1.3.
Jerod Santo
Okay, we'll give you a third. 1.3 repeating decimal.
**Break**: \[01:01:34.27\]
We move now to round six, where the word for round six is penumbra.
Angelica Hill
So back to the original definition...
Jerod Santo
That's correct. This is a regular round. Penumbra, spelled P-E-N-U-M-B-R-A. And you can submit to me your definitions whenever you have them.
Matthew Sanabria
I have to think of how to how to word mine.
Angelica Hill
Clearly it's not correct then, is it?
Matthew Sanabria
That's up to Jerod to decide, miss... \[laughs\]
Angelica Hill
I think it's actually up to the Oxford Dictionary to decide... Mister...
Matthew Sanabria
Oxford can't even decide where to place a comma, so we don't talk to them.
Jerod Santo
Haah...!
Angelica Hill
Well, you are talking about American English, as opposed to the actual English, so...
Matthew Sanabria
Aren't you in America?
Angelica Hill
Yes... Does that mean I have to adhere to your grammatical errors? No...
Matthew Sanabria
Excuse me, I don't make grammatical errors.
Angelica Hill
Excuse me. No, you just say "like" 52 times within an hour...
Matthew Sanabria
Listen, okay? I tried... \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
\[01:03:43.15\] Alright, we have six definitions for penumbra, one of which is the correct definition... And three points before the round begins goes to Matthew. He has the correct definition. He knows what a penumbra is. So you're going to sit this one out. Congrats. You've already scored three. And we go now to five definitions. Number one, "An area in which something exists to a lesser or uncertain degree." Number two, "The largest in a list of numbers." Number three, "The second to final stage of a nerve receptor's lifecycle." Number four, "What's the matter with you, huh? Penumbra." Number five, "A geographical or astrological term for a peninsula or a concave piece of land that is in shade on the planet." Angelica goes first... Which one do you think is a penumbra?
Angelica Hill
I think I'm between the second one...
Jerod Santo
Which was the largest in a list of numbers...
Angelica Hill
Yes, like the penultimate... Penumbra. That resonated with my brain. I'm just going to go with that one. Now that I'm talking it through in my brain, it's resonating.
Jerod Santo
Okay. She's locking that one in. Okay. Now we go to -- or we skip Matthew, because he's correct, and we go to BMC.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Could you say the first three again?
Jerod Santo
Number one was an area in which something exists to a lesser or uncertain degree. Number two was the largest in a list of numbers. And number three was the second to final stage of a nerve receptor's lifecycle.
Breakmaster Cylinder
My knowledge of prefixes is getting in my way.
Jerod Santo
I hate it when that happens...
Breakmaster Cylinder
Me too... Thank you. No one ever says that.
Jerod Santo
\[laughs\]
Breakmaster Cylinder
The first one.
Jerod Santo
The first one. Okay. BMC picks an area in which something exists to a lesser or an uncertain degree.
Breakmaster Cylinder
That means nothing.
Jerod Santo
We go now to John Henry.
John Henry Müller
I'm going to go with the largest number. That seems the most logical.
Jerod Santo
Okay. Piling on with Angelica. Going now to Adam...
Adam Stacoviak
Angelica chose her own. Let's see here...
Jerod Santo
She says she didn't.
Angelica Hill
I refute that claim.
Adam Stacoviak
No one puts a baby in the corner. Or in the shadows...
Jerod Santo
Oh...
Adam Stacoviak
I'm going with the shadow.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Where are you putting babies?
Angelica Hill
In the sha-- in the penumbra...
Adam Stacoviak
In the penumbra. What's the matter with you, huh? Penumbra. Obviously...
Jerod Santo
Which number is the shadow?
Adam Stacoviak
I don't know. Five, or something. Six.
John Henry Müller
It was the last one.
Adam Stacoviak
The peninsula, with the shadow occurring deep within the jungle...
Jerod Santo
Gotcha. Alright, so Adam goes to that one. Alright, so we'll start right there. Adam thought Angelica picked her own, but then Adam picked Angelica's. That was --
Adam Stacoviak
See, I was just trying to help you out, Angelica. I just cut you down, put you right back up. That's the way I do it.
Angelica Hill
I appreciate it.
Jerod Santo
Angelica thought it was the largest in a list of numbers... So did John Henry... That's because he wrote it, so he gets one point for fooling one person.
Adam Stacoviak
I knew someone was going with their own. This tactic is not getting old.
John Henry Müller
You used that tactic.
Adam Stacoviak
One time. First round. Just to open it up. Let you know it could be possible.
Jerod Santo
Just showing you the possibilities.
Adam Stacoviak
That's right. I'm here to teach you how to play the game.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Thanks, man.
Adam Stacoviak
I'm simply level one. I'm level one.
Jerod Santo
And BMC thought it was an area in which something exists to a lesser or uncertain degree. That is a penumbra. So two points for BMC. That's one of the definitions. The other one is a partial shadow caused when an object does not completely block a light source. That's what Matthew wrote down.
Adam Stacoviak
Oh, dang...
Jerod Santo
Or the diffuse outer part of a sunspot... Maybe -- you were really close, Angelica. That's why you convinced --
Angelica Hill
I knew it was some shadowy thing. I half-knew it, and I couldn't remember what the actual...
Jerod Santo
So close you tricked somebody. Penumbra.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Like umbrella?
Jerod Santo
Like umbrella.
Matthew Sanabria
\[01:07:50.27\] No, this one was an interesting one... I knew this one immediately when you wrote it, for two reasons. One, I knew my prefix and suffix here. Thank you, Pokemon. Umbreon. Espeon. And then also, when I was doing lighting for my kitchen, when I was placing lights for the ceiling and finding out where to do it, there's always that secondary shadow that's cast under the cabinets... And I wanted to minimize that as much as possible, and I was like "How do I do that?" And that's where I found that term.
Jerod Santo
Gotcha.
Matthew Sanabria
And I was like "Oh, that's what that secondary shadow is called."
Adam Stacoviak
It is a science. Kitchen lighting is a science.
Matthew Sanabria
So yeah, that's what it is.
Adam Stacoviak
Yeah. No penumbras in my house.
Matthew Sanabria
That's right.
Adam Stacoviak
What's the matter with you, huh? \[laugher\]
Jerod Santo
Yeah, I'm not sure what Adam wrote there... "What's the matter with you, huh? Penumbra." Can you explain the logic on that one?
Adam Stacoviak
Just make y'all laugh a little bit, you know?
Jerod Santo
Gotcha. Oh, yeah. It got a laugh. Alright, so three points for Matthew, two for BMC, one for Angelica, one for John Henry... Bringing Matthew into first place with 11, John Henry with 10, BMC with nine, Angelica with six, me with four, and Adam with 1.3, repeating decimal. Alright, we're getting late in the game now... Round seven of a potential 10 rounds. This is a different round. It's called "How do you do, fellow humans?" Because I have went out to ChatGPT and given it a prompt, and it has responded. I wrote down its response. Your job is to act as if you are fellow humans and fellow ChatGPTers, and write your own response to this prompt. The prompt is "Create a new word in the world of science fiction and give it a one sentence definition. It should be both interesting and memorable." So I've written down ChatGPT's response... You will write down your response as if you are a ChatGPT, to this prompt. Put it in the chat, I'll read it again for our listener... Create a new word in the world of science fiction, and give it a one-sentence definition. It should be both interesting and memorable.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Are y'all thinking, or done already?
Matthew Sanabria
Thinking...
Jerod Santo
They're thinking. I have zero submissions.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Oh, okay.
Adam Stacoviak
\[laughs\] I love this game.
Jerod Santo
Adam's making himself laugh. "What's the matter with you, huh? Penumbra." Is that supposed to be read in the Rocky voice? \[laughter\] Oh, if I can't get me, I get Jerod.
\[laughs\] Oh, gosh... Oh, no...
Adam Stacoviak
It's gonna be a good round.
Jerod Santo
Oh, no...
Adam Stacoviak
You have to enunciate it. Okay?
Jerod Santo
Nope... Oh, it's gonna be a tough one, to read all these... Gotta play it straight.
Adam Stacoviak
Oh, I'm crying. I'm crying.
Matthew Sanabria
Oh, this one's hard, I'm not gonna lie to you. This one's really hard.
Jerod Santo
Good. A little challenge for your Tuesday afternoon...
Adam Stacoviak
I'm gonna keep going there, Jerod, I'm just gonna maybe augment it a little bit, okay?
Jerod Santo
Are you gonna change it now?
Adam Stacoviak
Well, I'm gonna go the same direction, I just didn't do a good job.
Jerod Santo
Okay... \[laughter\] Angelica, you just submitted a second one, or you just clarified it for me?
Angelica Hill
I just thought it would be fun... \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
She's like "I just came back for more..."
Angelica Hill
I just added a supplementary meme.
Jerod Santo
I do like that meme.
Angelica Hill
It's like illustrative.
Jerod Santo
Am I supposed to include that in your actual...?
Angelica Hill
It's up to you. I'll give you creative discretion.
Jerod Santo
Okay.
Adam Stacoviak
This is at your discretion, Jerod. You just go whichever direction you want to go, okay? I just need you to enunciate. Remember, enunciate.
Angelica Hill
\[01:12:02.17\] I was so close to writing a description of a new word that was fit with my favorite sticker on my water bottle...
John Henry Müller
It looks like Krang.
Jerod Santo
It kind of does look -- from Ninja Turtles?
John Henry Müller
Yeah.
Jerod Santo
Yeah.
John Henry Müller
But it's stuck in a Game Boy...
Adam Stacoviak
Oh yeah, it does. Yeah.
Jerod Santo
Why? Where? Why --
Angelica Hill
Just for like funsies... It makes me laugh.
Jerod Santo
It is funny, but where'd you get it?
Angelica Hill
Yeah. I also have a \[unintelligible 01:12:29.03\]
John Henry Müller
What do they sell there?
Angelica Hill
\[unintelligible 01:12:33.06\]
Jerod Santo
She just answered that one straight.
Angelica Hill
This one was actually made by the \[unintelligible 01:12:40.08\]
Adam Stacoviak
Have you seen that one thing -- it's a worm, or tiger tail... It's a thing, you know? Is it a worm, or is it a tiger tail?
Angelica Hill
I have seen that. I'm not very good at guessing, though. I feel like if I could touch it, I could tell.
Adam Stacoviak
Yeah.
Angelica Hill
Definitely.
Jerod Santo
Alright. We have six potential real responses from ChatGPT. Only one of them is the real response. To the prompt, "Create a new word in the world of science fiction and give it a one-sentence definition. It should be both interesting and memorable." Response number one, neuroforge. A noun. A clandestine device implanted in the cerebral cortex, that allows its user to overwrite memories with synthetic experiences, blurring the line between reality and engineered perception.
Number two, "I would be happy to. Here's a new word for you. Osobuna, a spherical shield around itself that is completely impenetrable and indestructible to everything." Number three, "Great idea. How about Zinnus - a rare plant with mystical healing properties. That could provide a sci-fi spin on a familiar story element." Number four, "Darlorgon, the powerful hybrid offspring of a rogue Dalric and a Gorgon." \[laughs\] Sorry. "Their union was born..." \[laughs\] Sorry... "Their union was born out of both love and due to the potent essence of the Gorgon spit--" \[laughs\] Sorry... "As reproductive properties. This has resulted in a uniquely resilient new species within the matrix." Number five, "Certainly. Here's your new science fiction word that's both interesting and memorable. Aplerite. The treatment of a porous substance to fill all its vessels and create a single entity. Let me know if you'd like more words. I can even use it in a sentence for you." And number six, "Jaggies. Comfortable pants for remote working. A play on jeggings." \[laughter\]
Okay, there's six, frankly, spectacular responses by ChatGPT wannabes... And we'll see who's who. Angelica, you get to pick first. Which one do you like the most?
Angelica Hill
Can I hear --
Matthew Sanabria
One through six? \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
Do you want to hear number four again? Darlorgon?
Angelica Hill
Three and four, please.
Jerod Santo
Okay, three and four. Three says "Great idea. How about Zinnus?" Or Zynus? It's Z-I-N-N-U-S. A rare plant with mystical healing properties that could provide a sci-fi spin on a familiar story element. And number four was Darlorgon, the powerful hybrid offspring of a rogue Dalric and a Gorgon. Their union was born out of both love and due to the potent... \[laughter\] And due to the potent essence of the Gorgon's spit and its reproductive properties. This has resulted in a uniquely resilient new species within the matrix.
Angelica Hill
\[01:16:08.20\] That one.
Jerod Santo
That one. \[laughter\] Okay, Angelica goes for that one. Matthew.
Matthew Sanabria
Can you repeat one and two?
Jerod Santo
Yes. One was Neuroforge, a clandestine device implanted in the cerebral cortex, that allows its user to overwrite memories with synthetic experiences blurring the line between reality and engineered perception. And number two says "I would be happy to. Here's a new word for you. Osobuna - a spherical shield around itself, that is completely impenetrable and indestructible to everything."
Matthew Sanabria
Number three.
Jerod Santo
Alright, he's going for number three, which is the Zinnus. We go now to BMC.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Were there five or six? There were six. Can I hear the last two?
Jerod Santo
Yeah. The last two... Number five says "Certainly. Here's your new science fiction word that's both interesting and memorable. Aplerate or Aplurate. A-P-L-U-R-A-T-E. The treatment of a porous substance to fill all its vessels and create a single entity. Let me know if you'd like more words. I can even use it in a sentence for you." And number six is "Jaggies.
Comfortable pants for remote working. A play on jeggings." Which may be familiar, because you wrote pants down previously.
Breakmaster Cylinder
I wrote pants down?
Jerod Santo
Didn't you?
Breakmaster Cylinder
Oh, yeah. I wrote pants, down.
Jerod Santo
Yeah, you did.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Or the first two.
Jerod Santo
\[laughs\] I will now summarize, because I cannot do this again. Neuroforge was the first one, and the second one was Osobuna.
Breakmaster Cylinder
And the third one?
Jerod Santo
The third one was Zinnus.
Matthew Sanabria
Do you want the fourth one, too? Because you're just missing that one.
Breakmaster Cylinder
The one that had the -- yeah, I'll do the fourth one. I probably know which one that is. Wait, what's the fifth? Oh, no, no, no...
Matthew Sanabria
\[laughs\] You asked for the fifth?
Jerod Santo
Aplurate...
Breakmaster Cylinder
Aplurate... Which was the one that had the "I'd be so happy to put that in a sentence for you"?
Jerod Santo
Oh. Well, there's a few of those. So number five said "Certainly. Here's your new science fiction word that's both interesting and memorable." Oh yeah, and it ends with "I could even use it in a sentence for you."
Breakmaster Cylinder
I'm going to go with that one. It seems a little heavy handed on the ChatGPT speak, but also, I wanna.
Jerod Santo
Okay, we'll give it to you. John Henry?
John Henry Müller
I think I'm gonna go -- doesn't have the ChatGPT speak, but number one is pretty solid.
Jerod Santo
Neuroforge?
John Henry Müller
Mm-hm...
Jerod Santo
Are you locking that in, or are you --
John Henry Müller
No, I'm going to switch it. I'm going to go with number three.
Jerod Santo
Number three. So we now have two people on that one. That's the Zinnus. Adam, last to select. What are you liking? What are you thinking? What are you seeing? What are you doing?
Adam Stacoviak
I'm thinking deeply. Which one was the one that really got Angelica?
Jerod Santo
Like, made her laugh a lot? She really liked when I said their union was born out of both love and due to the potent essence of the Gorgon spit. That's what got her. See? Got her again.
Breakmaster Cylinder
God, I hope that's the one...
Jerod Santo
\[laughs\]
Adam Stacoviak
Lock that in.
Jerod Santo
Lock that in!
John Henry Müller
This is Jerod's ChatGPT, right?
Jerod Santo
This is mine. Yeah.
John Henry Müller
Okay. Alright.
Adam Stacoviak
Well, it's in a temporary chat, so it doesn't have any context or memory.
Jerod Santo
Alright, six potential responses to the prompt about a science fiction word and a definition. Where do we begin? Where do we begin? Well, let's begin right where we left off, which is the Gorgon spit... \[laughs\] Which is probably a pretty good show title, honestly. Gorgon Spit.
Adam Stacoviak
Oh gosh, I'm not so sure about that.
Jerod Santo
The powerful hybrid offspring of a rogue Dalric... Angelica, how did you come up with this?
Angelica Hill
I just thought of random sci-fi stuff. It's actually Dalric... And Gorgon, and then the Matrix. I basically thought about what ChatGPT would define as sci-fi.
Jerod Santo
I see.
Angelica Hill
And then I just smidged it together with a little bit of spice.
Jerod Santo
\[01:20:21.04\] So I was pronouncing it wrong when I say Dalric?
Angelica Hill
Yeah. I was trying to go for Dalek. Like in Doctor Who.
Jerod Santo
Like from --
Angelica Hill
From Doctor Who...
Adam Stacoviak
Your own definition made you laugh that hard?
Matthew Sanabria
When you hear someone else say it... \[laughs\]
Angelica Hill
When you hear someone else say it...
Breakmaster Cylinder
Yeah, then it sounds weird.
Angelica Hill
It sounds really odd. When I wrote it, it was perfectly normal.
Jerod Santo
Well, you did convince Adam to select it, so you get a point there. Good job.
Adam Stacoviak
I called it Dargon.
Angelica Hill
Whatever you called it, I appreciate it.
Adam Stacoviak
Always just lending a hand around here.
Jerod Santo
Matthew... Let's see here. Matthew and John Henry, they piled on to Zinnus. Is that how I should pronounce it, BMC? Zinnus?
Breakmaster Cylinder
They don't care what you do...
Jerod Santo
He doesn't care, but he made it up. That was BMC's response.
Matthew Sanabria
Nice.
Jerod Santo
Two points for him. Nobody picked Jaggies, unfortunately... Nobody picked Osobuna...
Adam Stacoviak
That's Osoboonaa. It's more like "Osobu? Naah..." \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
You should have put like a pronunciation guide in there for me...
Adam Stacoviak
I should have, but I figured you'd get it.
Jerod Santo
Oh, no... I can't get that.
Adam Stacoviak
When you -- you know, it's O-S-O-B-O-O-N-A-H. Nah.
Jerod Santo
Osoboo? Nah...
Adam Stacoviak
Osoboo-nah...
Jerod Santo
I apologize. And then BMC picked Aplurate. Is that how you pronounce that one, Matthew? Aplurate?
Matthew Sanabria
Yup, that sounds right to me.
Jerod Santo
Okay, one point for you. Nobody picked Neuroforge. John Henry almost picked Neuroforge, but then he changed his mind. That was the correct response from ChatGPT.
John Henry Müller
Oh...!
Jerod Santo
So four points go to Jerod.
Matthew Sanabria
You know, I don't know about four points go into you on this round... This is a fake round.
Jerod Santo
Oh, you would say that, Mr. One Point...
Angelica Hill
Wait, don't people get a point if other people pick their definition?
Jerod Santo
Yeah.
Angelica Hill
Yeah, so don't I get points?
Jerod Santo
Yeah, you got one. I gave you one.
Matthew Sanabria
You were too busy laughing at it.
Jerod Santo
Yeah, you get a point.
Angelica Hill
Oh, thank you, Jerod. I appreciate it.
Jerod Santo
You're welcome.
Angelica Hill
You can have another one if you'd like.
Jerod Santo
I can have another one? I don't know if you want to do that.
Angelica Hill
No, me. I can have another one.
Jerod Santo
Oh. Why would I like that? I could have another one if you like.
Breakmaster Cylinder
I like that.
Angelica Hill
We can both have another one if you'd like.
Jerod Santo
We can all have a few more, if we'd like... After round seven - we're getting near the end, y'all - Matthew is first with 12, BMC with 11, John Henry with 10. I move into fourth with eight points, Angelica has seven, and Adam has 1.3, repeating decimal.
Matthew Sanabria
2.3 repeating decimal.
Jerod Santo
Did he get somebody?
Matthew Sanabria
Yeah. Didn't he get a point?
Jerod Santo
No, he got osoboo - nah..
Matthew Sanabria
Oh... I thought it was a point. He was so, like, happy.
Adam Stacoviak
Oh, I'm just happy to be here, man.
Jerod Santo
He's just happy to be here. Oh, I wish I would have pronounced it better for you...
Adam Stacoviak
I know... Well, the actual definition is pretty solid.
Jerod Santo
Yeah, it was good.
Adam Stacoviak
The word's funny, but the definition is solid.
Jerod Santo
I didn't really understand it. A spherical shield around itself... That is completely --
Adam Stacoviak
It's a spherical shield around itself, you know?
Jerod Santo
So, like a... How does a shield go around itself?
Breakmaster Cylinder
Is it two shields?
Matthew Sanabria
You should have said "A spherical shield encompassing an object."
Adam Stacoviak
It's like, imagine being -- it's like a force field. That's what it is. A spherical shield, around itself...
Angelica Hill
Like a turtle shell.
Matthew Sanabria
So is it shielding itself? Is the shield shielding itself?
Adam Stacoviak
It's a sphere. So do you know how spheres work?
Matthew Sanabria
No, I'm a flat earther at this point, so I don't really know...
Adam Stacoviak
It's not circle. It's not flat Stanley, it's circle. A real sphere.
Jerod Santo
Right.
Adam Stacoviak
And it's inside a sphere.
Jerod Santo
So it's like a gyroscope, a wheel in a wheel.
Adam Stacoviak
It's inside of itself. What's inside is itself.
Jerod Santo
Concentric spheres.
Adam Stacoviak
That's right. And it's completely impenetrable, and indestructible, to everything.
Matthew Sanabria
But it had to be penetrated for another sphere to go in there.
Adam Stacoviak
Well, no, it formed. It formed.
Matthew Sanabria
Ah.
Adam Stacoviak
\[01:24:17.25\] Yeah. And so once it was formed, what was inside could never be, you know, penetrated.
Matthew Sanabria
So if it's impenetrable, why would there need to be multiple layers?
Adam Stacoviak
There's not multiple layers. It's one layer. Itself, what's inside the sphere, and the sphere itself.
Matthew Sanabria
Okay, got it. I like this world. This is a fun world.
Jerod Santo
Yeah.
Adam Stacoviak
Yeah.
Jerod Santo
The person who discovered it was with his girlfriend, but she was disagreeable, so he said "That's an oso, boo." And she said, "Nah..." \[laughter\] You know what? We should give him a point. That was a good story.
Alright, we'll give you a third. So you have 1.6 repeating decimal.
Matthew Sanabria
Perfect.
Jerod Santo
Okay. Let's move down to round eight. Clavichord. Clavichord. C-L-A-V-I-C-H-O-R-D. That's our word. You have to define a clavichord.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Adam, why am I thinking about beef bones?
Adam Stacoviak
There are many reasons...
Breakmaster Cylinder
God, really?
Angelica Hill
Maybe you're hungry.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Is that what ossobuco is?
Matthew Sanabria
Ossobuco-nah...
Jerod Santo
\[laughs\] That's when you turn down the ossobuco.
Angelica Hill
I thought it had like bone marrow in it, or something...
Adam Stacoviak
That's like a drink, isn't it?
Angelica Hill
If you drink cow juice...
Adam Stacoviak
Ossobuco.
Angelica Hill
Oh yeah, because ossuary. Bone. It must be something like that.
Adam Stacoviak
Ossobuco or ossobuco... Also known as Obucco a la Milanese is a specialty of Lombard cuisine... Of cross veal shanks braised with vegetables, wine that is white, as well as broth. Sometimes garnished with a little dash of ossoboo-nah.
Jerod Santo
\[laughs\]
Adam Stacoviak
So there you go.
Jerod Santo
No... The word in round eight is clavichord. Clavichord. Six definitions... However, two of our contestants know what a clavichord is. And those two people are Breakmaster Cylinder and Adam Stacoviak. So three points to each of you. A default three, and the rest will play on. So clavichord - is it the muscular and nervous tissue in between the clavicle and scapula? Or is it an avant-garde type of body modification involving the precise insertion of jewelry through the skin above the clavicle bones, connected by a decorative cord that drapes across the upper chest and shoulders? Or is it a woodwind instrument similar to a clarinet, with 14 keys? Or is it a quiet archaic keyboard instrument with struck strings that's barely audible? There's your four definitions, and we start with Matthew.
Matthew Sanabria
So we have two relatively bodily definitions, and then two instrument definitions. Is that correct?
Jerod Santo
Yes.
Matthew Sanabria
The bodily definitions are, what - tissue and muscle around the clavicle, and then some...?
Jerod Santo
Yeah, the muscular nervous tissue. And then the other one is a body modification involving insertion of jewelry through the skin, above the clavicle bones.
Matthew Sanabria
Okay.
Jerod Santo
Connected by a decorative cord that drapes across the upper chest and shoulders.
Matthew Sanabria
And then the other ones are instruments, one being a wind instrument...?
Jerod Santo
A woodwind instrument, similar to a clarinet, with 14 keys. And then the other one being a quiet archaic keyboard instrument with struck strings that are barely audible.
Matthew Sanabria
So one's a wind and one's a string instrument.
Jerod Santo
\[01:28:15.17\] Correct.
Matthew Sanabria
Okay. I don't know... This is a weird one, because clavicle/clavic sounds bony, body-y... But then you have cord.
That sounds more string instrument-like. I'm confused. Can I call a lifeline? How does lifelines work in this game? Do we have any of those?
Adam Stacoviak
You can call me. I'll listen.
Jerod Santo
You can't talk to these two.
Matthew Sanabria
I can't talk to anybody. Okay.
Jerod Santo
They know what it is. I'm in between the instrument ones, honestly. I think -- I don't know. Clavicord... Clavicord... I'm trying to say it and maybe my mind somewhere will be like "You've heard this before, Matt, in this context. Have fun." I think I'll just go with the... Not the wind instrument one, the other one. The one that's an instrument, but not --
The keyboard instrument?
Matthew Sanabria
Yeah. Yeah, let's do that one.
Jerod Santo
Alright, there you go. And we skip BMC, we go to John Henry.
John Henry Müller
I think I'm gonna go with the body modification. I think it's a made-up word. I think that might be what it is.
Jerod Santo
Okay.
John Henry Müller
Number two.
Jerod Santo
Number two. And we go now to Angelica.
Angelica Hill
I'm also thinking that it's an instrument.
Jerod Santo
Okay, there's two instruments to pick from.
Angelica Hill
BMC got it right, right?
Jerod Santo
Right.
Angelica Hill
I feel like I'm gonna think it's musically-driven then.
Jerod Santo
Smart. Or not smart. You decide.
Angelica Hill
What were the two options? It was the piano-like shenanigan, or the flute-like thing.
Jerod Santo
Clarinet, flute... You know, woodwind versus string.
Angelica Hill
I think it's... And which one did you do, Matthew?
Matthew Sanabria
I did the stringed instrument one, yeah.
Angelica Hill
Can you tell me the definition of the clavichord one? Like the words you used?
Matthew Sanabria
Can I give me the exact definition? \[laughs\]
Jerod Santo
Pardon me?
Angelica Hill
Can you give me the words that you used for the clavichord musical instrument \[unintelligible 01:30:22.05\]
Jerod Santo
You want me to give you those two definitions again? Okay. One's a woodwind instrument similar to a clarinet with 14 keys. And the other one's a quiet archaic keyboard instrument with struck strings, barely audible.
Matthew Sanabria
Barely audible...
Angelica Hill
I'm gonna go with the one that Matthew did.
Jerod Santo
Okay, she's piling on to the strings.
Angelica Hill
Yeah. Because Matthew's winning, right?
Jerod Santo
Correct...
Angelica Hill
I feel like I trust his intuition.
Jerod Santo
Well, what is, after all, a clavichord? BMC, do you want to school us? What's a clavichord?
Breakmaster Cylinder
It's like an old piano kind of thingy... It predates the pianoforte, and it's harpsichord-like. Thank you!
Jerod Santo
There you go. You're welcome. Adam also knew that.
Adam Stacoviak
I made my definition up. I had no idea.
Jerod Santo
Are you serious?
Adam Stacoviak
I made it up.
Angelica Hill
Wait, really?
Jerod Santo
No way...
Matthew Sanabria
What was his definition?
Jerod Santo
A distant relative to the harpsichord that uses keys in a linear arrangement.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Yup.
Jerod Santo
I mean, that's pretty much the same...
Angelica Hill
That's a very good made-up definition.
Matthew Sanabria
Yeah, that works for me.
Jerod Santo
Were you so surprised when you got it right?
Adam Stacoviak
I was! \[laughter\]
Matthew Sanabria
Did you know what a harpsichord was?
Adam Stacoviak
Oh, yeah. But a clavichord, it was like "I'm going to just like--"
Matthew Sanabria
Keep it going, yeah.
Adam Stacoviak
Just make it up.
Jerod Santo
Just make it up.
Adam Stacoviak
I'm just going to push it.
Jerod Santo
Dude, you made it up pretty closely. Close enough that it fooled me, that I thought you knew it.
Adam Stacoviak
I did, though.
Jerod Santo
\[01:31:45.22\] Three points. Alright, so yes, it is the archaic keyboard instrument, which means Matthew and Angelica got it right. So you each get two.
Angelica Hill
Thank you, Matthew.
Matthew Sanabria
You're welcome. \[laughs\]
Jerod Santo
John Henry picked the body modification, which was Angelica's, so she gets another point there. So lots of points this round, except for me. Angelica got three, BMC got three, Adam got three, Matthew got two. John Henry and I shut out, which means we have one more round to play, because 14 to 14 - you two are tied, Matthew and BMC, in first. So this will definitely be the last round, unless somebody gets shut out. Unless you both get shut out, I suppose. And Angelica has 10, John Henry has 10, I have eight, and Adam has 4.6, repeating decimal.
Angelica Hill
So we have to shut out Matthew and BMC, and the rest of us have to catch up.
Jerod Santo
No, I'll give you guys the option for the final round. We can do a typical another word, or I have another round, which is another give it a goog... We can do that one instead. This will be our last round, I assume. We can pick from those two. Which one do you want to do?
Adam Stacoviak
What was the first one?
Jerod Santo
Just another word. I can't tell you what the word is, because that might spoil it... But it's a standard round. Or give it a goog.
Adam Stacoviak
Goog.
Jerod Santo
Do you guys want to goog it?
Angelica Hill
\[unintelligible 01:33:00.05\]
Jerod Santo
That's the autocomplete one, yeah.
Adam Stacoviak
It's so hard, but it's also so easy...
John Henry Müller
I mean, if it says "near me" at the end, you know... \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
Alright, well, we'll do that round. We'll do give it a goog. And the phrase that I began, the words I put in into google.com, incognito window, is "Why is my." "Why is my." And we'll see what we think the autocomplete suggested for the phrase "Why is my."
Angelica Hill
This is PG-rated.
Jerod Santo
This is a family show.
Angelica Hill
Okay, great. Good to know.
Jerod Santo
So keep it somewhat relatively...
Angelica Hill
I would always. I just wanted to clarify.
Breakmaster Cylinder
So y'all want to get together and watch that weird clown movie, or what? \[laughter\]
Adam Stacoviak
July 27th.
Jerod Santo
Hey, it had like a -- it didn't have bad reviews, actually.
Matthew Sanabria
He who gets slapped? That was the name?
Jerod Santo
Yeah, He who gets slapped. This is for all the marbles right here... Unless BMC and Matt both get shut out, and then we have to play the last round... But unlikely.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Come on, marbles.
Jerod Santo
Now, what if they both score the exact same amount of points? We'll probably just announce them as co-winners.
Adam Stacoviak
Sudden death. Single them out.
Angelica Hill
Lightning round.
Adam Stacoviak
That's right.
Jerod Santo
A good lightning round.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Co-winner is so much nicer than sudden death...
Jerod Santo
Yeah, co-winner would be nice. It's like, you know, the communist style. We all win participation trophies.
John Henry Müller
Speaking of all winning... He who gets slapped is in the public domain, you guys.
Jerod Santo
Oh, really?
John Henry Müller
We can have our own show \[unintelligible 01:34:43.24\]
Jerod Santo
That's actually pretty cool.
John Henry Müller
January 2020 is when it went into the public domain.
Adam Stacoviak
Oh, dang...
Angelica Hill
Oh, it looks really quite creepy...
Jerod Santo
Yes. That's the only problem.
Angelica Hill
I'm really not a fan of clowns.
Jerod Santo
Alright, we have all the autocompletes. I surmise that this will be a hard one to identify the correct answer, because they're all plausible.
Adam Stacoviak
\[unintelligible 01:35:07.19\]
Jerod Santo
So give it a goog. "Why is my", potential answer number one. "Computer so slow." Why is my computer so slow? Number two. "Why is my eye twitching?" Number three. "Why is my leg bruised?" Number four. "Why is my hair falling out?" Number five. "Why is my poop green?" Number six. "Why is my pee red?"
Breakmaster Cylinder
Oh, it's Christmas.
Jerod Santo
One of those was the actual autocomplete suggestion. But which one was it? First up this round, John Henry.
John Henry Müller
Can you read the first four? \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
I can read them all. They're fast. Number one, "Why is my computer so slow?" Number two. "Why is my eye twitching?" Number three. "Why is my leg bruised?" Number four. "Why is my hair falling out?" Number five. "Why is my poop green?" And number six. "Why is my pee red?"
John Henry Müller
I'm gonna go with number one. Google's not a computer. People have computer issues.
Jerod Santo
Okay, there you go. Number one. Adam, what about you?
Adam Stacoviak
\[01:36:16.23\] I'm done with the colors. I'm just trying to choose a color. \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
Pick a color. Do you like green?
Adam Stacoviak
Yeah, I'm going red or green.
Jerod Santo
Red or green.
Adam Stacoviak
I like Christmas a lot... You know, it's a good sign. Should I go north or south? ...you know.
Jerod Santo
Right. Both of these are concerning. Like, if your pee is red or if your poop is green, they're both concerning.
Adam Stacoviak
It's Christmas. That's why. \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
South Pole... Which one are you going with?
Adam Stacoviak
Let's go with the dookie, huh? \[laughter\]
Jerod Santo
There's another show title. "Go with the dookie." Okay. How about Angelica?
Angelica Hill
I mean, I feel like my PG definition is a higher bar than I think... Because I was thinking that it was going to be excrement-related... But that was why I asked, so I didn't put that.
Jerod Santo
Oh, so you didn't.
Angelica Hill
No, I didn't put that, because I thought it was not PG. I was unsure. But that is my original thought, so I'm also going to go with that one.
Jerod Santo
Is it with the -- number one or number two?
Angelica Hill
The first, the number two.
Jerod Santo
Number two.
Angelica Hill
Number two, the first one you said.
Jerod Santo
Number two, the green one.
Angelica Hill
The green.
Jerod Santo
Yes, number two. She's going with number two, green.
Adam Stacoviak
She's going dook.
Jerod Santo
\[laughs\] Adam's way too excited about this. Okay, uh...
Adam Stacoviak
She's following me, man. You know what I'm saying? That means I'm on the right path.
Jerod Santo
Matthew.
Matthew Sanabria
So what do we have here? We have --
Jerod Santo
What do we have? Well, we've got one person picked "computer so slow." Two people have picked poop green.
Matthew Sanabria
Okay, so we have computer slow, poop green, pee red... Something about an eye...
Jerod Santo
Eye twitching, hair falling out, leg bruised.
Matthew Sanabria
Hair falling out, leg bruised, eye twitching, pee, poop... \[laughter\] It's literally -- everything here is bodily-related, which is funny, except for computer.
Jerod Santo
Yeah. Well, I mean, this is what we google, I guess... "Why is my...?"
Matthew Sanabria
It is funny that two people already picked the dookie one, though.
Jerod Santo
And there's going to be a third one...
Matthew Sanabria
I just want to communally pick the dookie one at this point.
Jerod Santo
Oh, it's a communal dookie.
Adam Stacoviak
Go for the dook!
Matthew Sanabria
I'm going to pile on the poo. \[laughter\]
Adam Stacoviak
It's a poo party...
Jerod Santo
Pile on the poo. This is a first for us here at Changelog. And hopefully it's our last. Okay, BMC, your final pick here. Are you going to pile on the poo?
Breakmaster Cylinder
Computer so slow.
Jerod Santo
Final answer?
Breakmaster Cylinder
Yes, because it's the last round and you said it first.
Jerod Santo
Oh, he's playing the meta game, huh? We'll see if that pays off.
John Henry Müller
That went into my calculus, actually... It did.
Angelica Hill
But then he also plans for that, so it's never quite...
Jerod Santo
Yeah, I randomize the order every round.
Matthew Sanabria
Are we split on two this round?
Jerod Santo
We are. So we have two on computer so slow, and we have three on poop green. Let me tell you some of the alternates that almost were the top one. "Why is my eye twitching?" That was actually the number two autocomplete suggestion. It was also Adam's guess. So you were very close to hitting it. No one selected it, though... But a lot of people are apparently googling, "Why is my I twitching?"
Adam Stacoviak
I was thinking that myself.
Jerod Santo
Now, "Why is my pee cloudy?" That was the number three autocomplete. "Why is my pee red?" That was close, BMC. BMC actually came up with that one.
John Henry Müller
If your pee is red, that's a problem. That's that's a huge problem.
Jerod Santo
It's like, you're bleeding.
John Henry Müller
Go to the hospital right now.
Breakmaster Cylinder
You've never heard of something called beet?
Jerod Santo
\[laughs\]
Matthew Sanabria
Okay, do you \[unintelligible 01:39:42.20\] to eat?
Jerod Santo
We love beets around here, BMC...
Breakmaster Cylinder
I know all about beet.
Jerod Santo
You know all about beet.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Yes. Also getting punched in the kidneys.
Jerod Santo
Now, the other suggested autocomplete was "Why is my poop black?" But the number one autocomplete in all of Google, at least for my incognito tab, is "Why is my poop green?" So Adam, Angelica and Matt all got it... \[laughter\] People \[unintelligible 01:40:10.10\] figuring out why the poop's green.
Adam Stacoviak
\[01:40:14.08\] For the win.
Jerod Santo
Two points for Adam, two points for Angelica, two points for Matthew. And that puts them over the top. But not only that, but "Why is my computer so slow?" Yeah, that was Matt's as well. So he got two more points, because you guys piled onto Matt.
Angelica Hill
Oh, my gosh...
Matthew Sanabria
We all poo-piled together. But it's great. \[laughs\]
Jerod Santo
We did...
Adam Stacoviak
So he got four points that round?
Jerod Santo
He got four points, Adam gets two, Angelica gets two... That puts him over the requisite 15. With 18 points, Matthew Sanabria is our \#define winner. Congrats, Matt.
Adam Stacoviak
Is that the ultimate number \[unintelligible 01:40:45.14\] I feel like 18 is high.
Jerod Santo
It's about as high as you can get, because 15 is the winning amount, and you have to go over. So good job, Matthew. Do you have any final words before we call it a show? I know we've kept you all here a long time.
Matthew Sanabria
We should all go see He Who Gets Slapped. I think that's the takeaway here. We should all do it.
Jerod Santo
We should. We should have like a -- what are those things called, when you stream it all at the same time?
Matthew Sanabria
Yeah, stream party.
Jerod Santo
Co-stream party.
Adam Stacoviak
Just for -- just entertain me, Jerod... Read my definition again for that one.
Jerod Santo
For He Who Gets Slapped?
Adam Stacoviak
Yes.
Jerod Santo
"In a world where hand gestures have gone too far, a group of friends vowed to change things and restore the old ways of simple handshakes and high fives."
John Henry Müller
Noble.
Adam Stacoviak
See? That's good stuff.
Jerod Santo
That'd be a good movie.
Angelica Hill
I feel like if it had been released this year, that would be it.
Adam Stacoviak
Well, you know... He Who Gets Slapped...
John Henry Müller
It kind of gives away the ending in the title, you know?
Jerod Santo
Yeah, it kind of does.
Matthew Sanabria
I did learn a lot of new words coming onto this show... I feel like it was an educational show.
Jerod Santo
Yeah. Well, that's what we're here for, is to educate. That's why we play this game, just pure education. There's no faster way, actually, to learn... \[laughter\]
Adam Stacoviak
There is no faster way.
Angelica Hill
Than this. I feel like my cheeks hurt. I've been smiling too much. I'm like, I need to do some like exercises, because my cheeks hurt.
Matthew Sanabria
So the Googles were basically money and bodily function... And then AI was just AI.
Jerod Santo
AI is always just AI.
Matthew Sanabria
Yeah, AI is just AI.
Adam Stacoviak
That was \[unintelligible 01:42:18.00\] something-something core. What was it again?
Jerod Santo
Oh yeah, it was like Neuroforge, I think...
Adam Stacoviak
Neuroforge, yeah. It's like SourceForge, but not.
Jerod Santo
It actually sounded a lot like Neuralink to me... Which maybe that's where it got it from. A device implanted in the cerebral cortex... It sounds like Neuralink, something they're up to.
Matthew Sanabria
I also learned that clearly I didn't have a childhood, because I didn't know what oobleck was.
Jerod Santo
No.
Adam Stacoviak
Oh, my gosh... Well, as much as I would love to stay and do more... I'm not. \[laughter\] It's over for me.
Jerod Santo
Alright, that is our game. Congrats to our winner, Matthew. Thank you, BMC, Angelica, John Henry, everybody for joining us... This has been an absolute riot. There are other \#define game shows in the feed. Go find them. If you enjoyed this, you can listen to other ridiculous games. And you can also find other games that aren't just \#define. Frontend Feud, Gophers Say, JS Danger, other such things, at Changelog.com/topics/games.
That's all for this week. Thanks for hanging out, everybody, and we'll talk to you on the next one.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Buy the Beats.
Adam Stacoviak
Bye, friends.
Jerod Santo
Bye, friends. Bye, BMC.
Breakmaster Cylinder
Bye!
Jerod Santo
Buy his album. Buy his music.
Adam Stacoviak
"Buy my music."
Jerod Santo
Hire him!
Breakmaster Cylinder
That sounds great, I think.
